how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
sucking dick is effortless when you’re high. like breathing almost.
don’t sell my girl no weed bruh
what is shoot up schools?
What Is “Pay For Nudes”?
What is “ride bikes in the rain”
What is “fuck their pets”
What is “dance offbeat”?
what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads
what is not season their food?
What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”
Y’all have no chill whatsoever ✋😩😂
what is columbusing?
What is a robber breaking in the glass door and yelling “who is it, answer me!”
Anonymous said: you aint getting laid? boy you're sexy as hell, I find that hard to believe.
nobody like casual sex anymore
they wanna talk first, and get to know you better